Mike Matusow has been making fun of Allen Kessler over his complaining that $3.89 is too much for an order of large french fries. Kessler’s perceived cheapness has led to him becoming a figure of fun on Twitter with no let up on the teasing he faces almost daily.
Allen Kessler Called Out for Being Cheap…Again
Imagine dumping 1000s of dollars into ultimate x poker machines while crying about 3.89 order of French fries! Imagine playing poker tourneys for 1000s of dollars and won’t by an order of French fries! I love ya @AllenKessler but um whatever! https://t.co/1GUCuEsZQv
— Mike Matusow (@themouthmatusow) October 19, 2022
Allen Kessler is known to be a fan of slot machines and the Ultimate X poker machine, pumping thousands of dollars into them regularly. But his will to always seek out the best deals for food, including free sodas, is incredible given what he spends on gambling.
This urge to find value also stretches to live tournament structures to the point where any that offer a great deal now have the “Chainsaw approved” stamp of approval.
Obviously pic.twitter.com/p6Pis8lr2x
— Allen Kessler (@AllenKessler) October 19, 2022
One Twitter poster thought they were being helpful by informing Kessler that ordering large fries via the McDonalds app only costs $1 once daily.
Of course, “Chainsaw” was already one step ahead of him, proudly posting a screenshot of his receipt from the same day.
Two-time WSOP bracelet winner Eric Froehlich couldn’t help putting his own slant on Kessler cheapness.
“It’s amazing. I spend so much time worrying about all these massive problems and issues in the world/society that seeing someone focus on a large diet coke being overpriced by 30 cents puts it all into perspective.”
Allen Kessler Revealing Hustler Casino Live Top Winners
Finding time away from seeking out the best deals of food, Allen Kessler did find a moment to show us who the biggest winners on Hustler Casino Live are.
Interesting chart.
Top 20 lifetime winners on @HCLPokerShow @berkey11 crushed on his 3 visits. @BrokeLivingJRB up a cool Milly. pic.twitter.com/R7ygCHRYwA
— Allen Kessler (@AllenKessler) October 19, 2022
It will come as no surprise that Garrett Adelstein is clearly ahead of the other player with a total of $1,532,075 profit, ahead of Jean-Robert Bellande’s $1,014,000.
Adelstein’s total might not even include the $135K that was returned to him by Robbi Jade Lew three weeks ago.
Nick Vertucci’s third place on the list might come as a surprise to some given his reputation as a weak amateur and also being part owner of the business.
One poster asked who the weakest player was in the top 5 or 10, to which Kessler replied “Nick Vertucci.
When somebody pointed out that Vertucci isn’t even considered above average, Kessler wrote that it is indeed suspicious given some of the fields are full of crushers.
Seems sus and some of those fields are all hi limit crushers …
— Allen Kessler (@AllenKessler) October 19, 2022
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