Luke _FullFlush1_ Schwartz is one of the most entertaining pros on the planet – if you don’t mind your entertainment being brash, arrogant and full of swear words that is…
Luke Schwartz continues his Twitter rant
We reported earlier this week on his Twitter rant that seems to have landed him a spot in the Galfond Challenge, but that evening of brutal tweets wasn’t the end of it.
Schwartz returned to the Twittersphere the very next day and continued his rampage through the world of big-name pros, and we’ve put together the best (or worst depending on how you feel) of the Londoner’s social media crushing…
Solve for why Shaun deeb gives no fuks that he has no neck
— luke schwartz (@__fullflush1__) January 5, 2020
That’s the kind of backhanded slapdown that Schwartz has become well-known for since he burst onto the poker scene a decade ago, smashing his way to the highest stakes against the likes of Tom ‘durrrr’ Dwan, Patrik Antonius, and Phil ‘OMGClayAiken’Galfond.
Solve For Why Galfond accepts the challenge
Galfond was one of his targets this week, his ‘Solve For Why’ rants targeting the Run It Once boss with a challenge…
Solve for why @PhilGalfond trying to promote theese pigeon challenges . Not a single fuker cares wether u can beat some online nobody like venvidi at this pigeon solved online omaha shit . Let's set a challenge any LIMIT or big bet mix game of your choice me v u il give you odds
— luke schwartz (@__fullflush1__) January 5, 2020
…a challenge that was duly accepted by the former crusher who sits at 6th spot in the all-time online cash games profit list…
Hi Luke! Happy New Year 🙂
Thanks for your interest in the #GalfondChallenge! What a great idea!!
We can play some 1k/2k 8-game (no pigeon stakes plz) but I‘d feel bad accepting odds from you, so I’ll offer 1.1:1 on a sidebet of $250k for a 15k hand match.
🐦 Flap Flap! https://t.co/LvDvh8Crd2
— Phil Galfond (@PhilGalfond) January 5, 2020
Timex and Oppenheim get special treatment
That was the nicer side of Luke Schwartz shining through this week, however, Mike ‘Timex’ McDonald less fortunate – although there was an element of praise hidden in there somewhere…
Solve for why Timex must share his high horsed opinions on twitter . You have all the money allready you rosey cheeked , pinked lipped virgin now get it fuking quietly !
— luke schwartz (@__fullflush1__) January 5, 2020
David Oppenheim also received a fierce back-handed compliment, although we have no idea what Luke means by Class A – perhaps the top-notch food available to the nosebleed cash game pros in the Bellagio’s famous Bobby’s Room?
Solve for why oppi can stuff his jaw all year round with class A's age 50 but can still bash bobbys room every session for 15 years . Credit where credit n all that # he's still a bit of a fat prick #goat 🤷🏻
— luke schwartz (@__fullflush1__) January 7, 2020
Jake and Jason in the eye of the storm
The Galfond Challenge was barely booked before Luke had two more targets in his sights, Upswing Poker pro Jake ‘jllama’ Abdallah, and former Evil Empire member, Jason ‘cuntycakes’ Mo.
Solve for why theese boring clueless fuk wits like " jason far too fat mo "& jlama wanna lose their bankrolls side betting galfond v Me against the goat BRYN . Do you fkin melts remember what happened at triton thoose xbooks incinerated your rolls u fuking panzys !
— luke schwartz (@__fullflush1__) January 7, 2020
And in case you thought Luke Schwartz was simply being a keyboard warrior, he popped up at the partypoker MILLIONS UK festival in Nottingham this week.
Rob Yong did a quickfire, on the spot ‘Solve for Why’ quiz with Luke:
This @__fullflush1__ new solver is very advanced – be careful @PhilGalfond if you accept his challenge 🙏 pic.twitter.com/Ncep4gcOCk
— Rob Yong (@rob_yong_) January 8, 2020
Luke Schwartz takes on Trickett
If Luke Schwartz was just a noisy whelp, there wouldn’t be a story. However, the Londoner is one of the best all-round poker players in the world.
He has $1.7million in live cashes, a WSOP bracelet and online tournament results totaling over $2million, besides his various online cash game incarnations and results over the years.
He’ll have a chance to prove his PLO skills this week as he takes on Sam Trickett, ‘Loose Leon’Tsoukernik, Rob Yong and others, a big live-streamed cash game set to kick-off as we go to press…
Get ready for some high stakes PLO cash game action live from Trickett's Room, featuring @Samtrickett1, @rob_yong_ @__fullflush1__ and more. Tune into our Twitch channel (via the link) from 19:30 CET today! https://t.co/tDXupX9osR 18+. Play responsibly. begambleaware pic.twitter.com/7QPX5Moeg2
— PartyPoker (@partypoker) January 9, 2020
