Dan Bilzerian has turned to his social media following for help in naming his recently-finished autobiography. The controversial millionaire playboy and part-time poker player is offering $5000 for the winning entry.
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Over on Twitter, some replies were straight-up, such as Bill Perkins’offering: ‘Hell and Hedonism: A Retrospective’, but many poked fun, or worse, at Bilzerian’s lifestyle. Here’s a selection of the ‘best’ Dan Bilzerian book titles:
How To Turn A Trust Fund Into The World’s Longest Mid Life Crisis
"How To Turn A Trust Fund Into The World's Longest Mid Life Crisis"
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) June 8, 2020
Although Bilzerian often claims to have made his own fortune, his original $multi-millionaire status is almost certainly owed to his father.
Paul Bilzerian served a jail term after being found guilty of ‘conspiracy, making false statements, and securities law violations’ related to ‘stock parking’.
Dan Bilzerian: A Life Spent Trying to Have a Conversation with 19-Year Olds
Anyone who has followed Bilzerian’s Instagram account will know that naked or at best scantily-clad young models are his companions of choice. Conversations are, one might imagine, not the biggest motive for Dan.
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Straight to the Discount Shelf: A Douchebag’s Tale
The book might well become a best-seller, but if Bilzerian includes tales such as throwing a porn star off his roof, and kicking another woman in the face, it’s likely only to be douchebags buying it to read about an even bigger douchebag.
Remember when Dan Bilzerian said he was going home to get his guns during the Vegas shooting then just went home?
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The horrific murder of 58 concertgoers at the Route91 music festival in Las Vegas isn’t the least bit amusing. However, Bilzerian’s involvement added a completely unnecessary and unwanted element of farce to the tragedy.
While police tried to help people flee the indiscriminate sniper fire coming from the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino, Bilzerian was seen approaching an officer and asking for a gun.
When basically told to piss off and let them do their job, Bilzerian turned to the camera and said:
“Trying to go grab a gun. I’m fucking headed back. … Saw a girl get shot in the face right next to me, her fucking brains hanging out.”
Heading back to his hotel is apparently all he did, and thankfully. Bilzerian’s claims of being a Navy SEAL (he actually failed training) and his constant online braggadocio certainly weren’t needed in such a horrendous situation.
Boring Dipshit Gun-Nut Likes Coke And Attention (NOTE: This Book Sucks)
Boring Dipshit Gun-Nut Likes Coke And Attention (NOTE: This Book Sucks)
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 8, 2020
This less-than-friendly title was enough to get the poster blocked by Bilzerian. However, the self-styled King of Instagram did admit to bingeing on drugs – coke and Viagra as it happens.
That was partly responsible for the two heart attacks he claimed to have had by the age of 25.
He is most definitely also a gun nut, visitors to his home saying there are loaded guns in almost every room, and Bilzerian never shy about sharing his shooting pics…
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Surprisingly there was very little about poker in the responses, despite Bilzerian claiming to have made his fortune from private home games.
Perhaps he’ll reveal all in Dan Bilzerian’s book, but don’t bet on it!
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