Coke Can Greg Complains To Mellissa Schubert’s Employer After She Didn’t Like His Dick Pic

A Twitter user known as “Coke Can Greg” is spending his week massively regretting sending an unsolicited dick pic to Melissa Schubert. Schubert posted the revolting photo publicly leading Greg to having a meltdown, trying to contact her employer.

Coke Can Greg Soon Regrets Sending Unsolicited Dick Pic to Melissa Schubert

thanks i hate it pic.twitter.com/MoRDUhRt1S

— Melissa Schubert (@poodawgmelissa) January 14, 2023

Update: Coke Can Greg would like a word with my employers pic.twitter.com/0uOnmEMjEy

— Melissa Schubert (@poodawgmelissa) January 16, 2023

Greg claims he was drunk and the whole episode was a mistake, but Melissa Schubert made it clear that he is no doubt behaving like this to many women at the same time.

Greg doubled down on his claim that it was an innocent mistake and demanded that Schubert’s employer take action against her for bullying and harassment!

Live look at my husband as I’m reading him the exchange between myself, @poodawgmelissa’s ‘boss’ & Coke Can Greg, who’d like to make a complaint. 🍆☠️ pic.twitter.com/7f0UlYW9KK

— Danielle Andersen (@dmoongirl) January 17, 2023

Incredibly, Greg threatened Schubert about reporting her to Twitter for harassment if she didn’t delete all of the public posts on the matter, too.

And then Greg embarrassingly goes down the rabbit hole of speaking to Daniele “DMoonGirl” Andersen, convinced she is Schubert’s employer.

Andersen spent some time trolling Greg, asking for a copy of the message where Melissa Schubert asked for the dick pic as no right-minded person would ever send one of those to somebody who didn’t ask for it!

She then told Coke Can Greg that it was company policy to contact law enforcement once harassment and abuse have been alleged, trolling him further.

Check out the chat in full in the tweet below:

Greg contacted my “employer” @dmoongirl to file a complaint: pic.twitter.com/LDsbO3cHtU

— Melissa Schubert (@poodawgmelissa) January 17, 2023

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